I’m posting this picture of me from tonight at 4:20 am because happy holidays!

I’m posting this picture of me from tonight at 4:20 am because happy holidays!

Me-mow! Come to your scissoring parents.






this is my favorite family feud moment


no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst




oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

"What a fucking nerd"

- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

"True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women. A situation that is perfectly equal between men and women is perceived as being biased in favor of women.
And if you don’t believe me, you’ve never been a married woman who kept her family name. I have had students hold that up as proof of my “sexism.”
My own brother told me that he could never marry a woman who kept her name because “everyone would know who ruled that relationship.” Perfect equality – my husband keeps his name and I keep mine – is held as a statement of superiority on my part."


Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege

Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of women talking. (via dumbthingswhitepplsay)

Voila. A beautiful example of why fighting for equality becomes a gross exaggeration in the eyes of the oppressors. (via curiouslycool)

"I loved when Bush came out and said, “We are losing the war against drugs.” You know what that implies? There’s a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it."

- bill hicks (via you-took-too-much-man)


In honor of the two conflicting holidays


In honor of the two conflicting holidays

Have you ever thought about ramming your head with all your power onto a marble counter?

"I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved"

- oh god (via bl-ossomed)


Paul and Mary

It’s too late to find a date, enjoy yourself alone.