do you ever get so emotional and you just



*makes out with a tree for earth day*

In the health center
Em: why can't you take any vitamins?
Noreen: because they're jelly..
Me: pft what are you trying to say? That you're too mature for gummies?
Noreen: it's gelatin you fucking idiot

Title: 21 Questions (Featuring Nate D
Artist: 50 Cent
Album: Get Rich or Die Tryin'
Played: 2,272 plays


50 Cent x 21 Questions, Would you still love me girl

You’re a fucking idiot, dude.


im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

Thank you feminism for ruining porn for me.


>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate